Yellow Footprints

j3d1ntraining: so-relatable: source I will be Shaycarl. It’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:15:22 -0400

j3d1ntraining:

so-relatable:

source

I will be Shaycarl. It’s a proven fact.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:28:40 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:27:50 -0400

teacher: what do you want to do when you grow up?

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:26:57 -0400

teacher: what do you want to do when you grow up?
me: all i wanna do is *gunshot gunshot cash register noise*

memewhore: The third one, how the hell does her face even do...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:26:14 -0400

memewhore:

The third one, how the hell does her face even do that? I lose my shit every time…

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:25:01 -0400

odair: HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:20:14 -0400

odair:

HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT

paging-doctorfaggot: accio-coconuthead: vocaroo: there’s a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:18:12 -0400

paging-doctorfaggot:

accio-coconuthead:

vocaroo:

there’s a colonial woman on the wing

SHES CHURNING BUTTER

THERE’S SOMETHING THEY AREN’T TELLING US!

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:15:20 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

A mother was using her daughter's computer when she noticed

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:15:06 -0400

treatingherwell:

a lot of bdsm porn sites in the history. Later that night, she showed it to her husband, and asked what they should do about it. After thinking for a moment, the husband looked to his wife, and said, “Well, we obviously can’t spank her.”